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Joke of the Day
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"
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"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."
"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."
"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."
"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"
"Freudian Slip... I got divorced over a Freudian slip. I meant to say, ""Please pass the salt"" but I said, ""You rotten bitch, you ruined my life."" (I think that's a Jackie Mason joke)"
"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."
"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"