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Joke of the Day

"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"

"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."

"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."

"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."

"The other day me and my transgender mate Dave saw a bundle of mosquitoes eating several trout..... Dave asked - ""How did they get them ?"" I said - "" fly fishing"" and yes he is transgender."

"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"

"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"

"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"