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Joke of the Day

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"

"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""

"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"What do you call five black guys having sex? A threesome 3/5ths compromise"

"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."

"ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice."