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Joke of the Day

"Just showered using my husband's man body wash and now I'm earning 23 cents more an hour?"

"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."

"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent"

"i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi"

"Saw the pictures of the Hooters girls who were fired due to weight discrimination? Now I'm in the mood for Wings, Muffin Tops & Camel Toes"

"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."

"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."

"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."