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Joke of the Day

"Saw the pictures of the Hooters girls who were fired due to weight discrimination? Now I'm in the mood for Wings, Muffin Tops & Camel Toes"

"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"

"My math paper had a question involving finding the expectation of a die roll. It took me a moment to figure out what it means"

"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""

"Asked exterminator if he chose the bug life or the bug life chose him. In the ensuing silence I assume he imagined me dying by fumigation."

"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""

"What the hell is almond milk? Almonds don't have titties"

"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."