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Joke of the Day

"Saw the pictures of the Hooters girls who were fired due to weight discrimination? Now I'm in the mood for Wings, Muffin Tops & Camel Toes"

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"

"What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?"

"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was a dog there. It was a shitzu"

"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."

"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"

"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"

"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."