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Joke of the Day

"i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi"

"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"

"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."

"Haven't been sleeping well, which is ridiculous cuz I have decades of experience"

"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"

"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""

"Friend: *singing along* But I'm a creep. I'm a widow. Me: Weirdo. Friend: Sorry, I'll stop. Me: No, he says...yeah okay, thanks."

"my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook..."

"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."

"The inventor of the air conditioner has died. Thousands of fans attended his funeral."