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Joke of the Day

"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."

"My wife gets scared easily... She's got no balls."

"I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b."

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"

"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"

"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."

"My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer."

"What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? You're just going to have to be a little patient."

"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."

"I think I need a new butt... because mine is cracked"