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Joke of the Day
"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"
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"The expression should be ""seeing things eyes to eyes"". Otherwise you're suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops"
"What's black, white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin."
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."
"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."
"I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day."
"Someone complimented me on my driving today They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"
"Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ""I am beautiful"", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense."