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Joke of the Day
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
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"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"
"Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I'll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You're not the boss of me."
"Call me nostalgic, but I often think back to when I was just a boy... Before my botched gender reassignment surgery. Things were simpler, then."
"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""
"The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't."
"Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions."
"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."
"If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open."
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""