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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"
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"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""
"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."
"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU."
"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."
"MOM DON'T COME IN!! *mom opens door & you're playing with pokemon, except they're real* HOW MUCH OF THE TRUTH ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MOM"
"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."