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Joke of the Day
"what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker."
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"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime"
"I just ordered a pair of 24"" socks They're two feet. (this actually happened)"
"13: Dad, do you believe in miracles? Me: Do you remember spray painting my car? 13: yeah M: Are you breathing? 13: yeah M: Well, there ya go"
"Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java."
"If you pooped everything out and then only ate corn after that, would your next poop just be a pile of corn? Oh sorry welcome to PF Chang's"
"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls!"
"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"