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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law? Failing to get away."
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"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"
"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."
"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"
"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One? Or two? One? .... Or two?"
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"" Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!"
"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"