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Joke of the Day
"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"
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"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"
"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."
"""Titanic."" ""What??""   ""Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."""
"Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country..."
"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"
"[shark tank] ""Hi, what's your product idea?"" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake"
"Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field."
"Drills are boring."