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Joke of the Day

"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."

"s/o to chins tho for scientifically proving that two is not always better than one"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"My penis is jealous because... baby, you just blew my mind"

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."