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Joke of the Day

"I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax."

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."

"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."

"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*"

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"