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Joke of the Day

"if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance"

"Delivering the punchline too early. You know what's the only thing worse than delivering the punchline to a joke too late?"

"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""

"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."

"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? For the 23rd flavor."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !"

"so i wanted to know what was small and cheep my dad in the middle of dinner says asian hookers"

"[Doctor office] -How are you feeling? -Not good. -Any side effects from the medication? *cries tears of fire* -Now that you mention it..."