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Joke of the Day

"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."

"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!"

"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"

"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"

"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"

"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."

"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""