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Joke of the Day

"[Doctor office] -How are you feeling? -Not good. -Any side effects from the medication? *cries tears of fire* -Now that you mention it..."

"Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game? He got suspended."

"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"

"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"

"Why did the electron go to jail? He was charged with battery!"

"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."

"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"

"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."

"Why Do Jews Play Football? So they can get the Quarterback!"

"Why are ghosts always dehydrated? They have a lot of boos but no water"