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Joke of the Day

"Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out."

"President's Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents."

"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"

"What is a cation afraid of? A dogion"

"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"

"Why didn't Jesus get into college? He got hung up on the boards."

"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes."

"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"

"Why isn't Hitler invited to any barbecues? Because he always burns the franks."