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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"
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"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"
"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"
"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."
"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"
"2 black eyes What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, I already told her twice."
"trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song"
"How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words? Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know."
"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."
"The Story of the Old, Empty Barn There was nothing in it."