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Joke of the Day
"Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve."
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"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"
"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."
"I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind."
"[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious! Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down."
"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"
"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."
"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."