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Joke of the Day

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"Eastern Europe - 1989 ""If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"""

"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"

"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked."

"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"

"Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. *Can I have oreos?* [NO]"

"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""