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Joke of the Day
"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."
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"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""
"When an Eel bites your heel, and pain is all you feel... Thats a ""Moray"""
"Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me."
"What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position? Ability to work under pressure."
"Here's a joke My life"
"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."
"""excuse me, (Chinese couple at the next table,) I seem to have forgotten my calculator, can I borrow your toddler?"""
"Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help."
"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""