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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."
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"What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android? Where'd mofongo?"
"What happens when women have their period? They get easily irritated and they ovary act"
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."
"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."
"home is where the pants aren't"
"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"
"What is best to drink while eating Jewshi (Jewish sushi)? Oh, any kind of He-brew would be fine, I guess."
"(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it)"