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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."
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"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."
"if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions"
"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."
"You call it an unfinished window, I call it a draft."
"This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, ""well, that's the *last* thing I'm gonna need."""
"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."
"What did the joke say to the anti-joke ""I'm a joke,"" and the proceeded to cry into his beer."