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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
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"Today I was woken up by a blowjob. I hope I'll never fall asleep in the train with my mouth open again."
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""
"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"
"What music service do potatoes like to use? Spudify."
"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."
"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"
"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."
"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"