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Joke of the Day

"You call it an unfinished window, I call it a draft."

"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."

"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."

"My door bell rang this morning. I didn't even know it had a phone."

"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"

"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."

"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."

"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."

"Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!"