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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."

"A girl just broke up with her friend The guy deserved it. He loved her more than anything, but still he treated her really badly. He really was a dick' to her. (addicted to her)"

"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."

"Grammar died so that Twitter could live."

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."

"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"

"I'm back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here."

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."