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Joke of the Day
"I'm back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here."
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"What is worse than bad grammar? pour grammar"
"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"
"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."
"My attempt at a terrible Christmas joke. What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas? Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*"
"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."
"Curiosity both did and did not kill Schrodinger's cat."
"If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !"
"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."