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Joke of the Day
"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"
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"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""
"-Babe, I can't find the condom, what if we don't use it? -Sure, I'm ready to be a mother anyways. -No, no. Look, I found it!"
"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "
"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"
"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your dick on her teddy bear after!"
"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"
"The chicks better be hot on this Mayan calendar."