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Joke of the Day

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"If I had a penny... ...for every time people screwed up their punchline. I'd be one penny richer now."

"I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s)."

"Australians don't have sex. Australians mate."

"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."

"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."

"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."

"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."

"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."