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Joke of the Day

"Grammar died so that Twitter could live."

"Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky."

"What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."

"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"

"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."

"I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up. But the bird was cool."

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."

"I'm a simple man. I just want to be rich and powerful enough to always get what I want. Nothing more."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"