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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"
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"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."
"Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though."
"1) ""Obamas spying on you.""2) ""Eh. Cost of being free!""1) ""Obama wants to give you healthcare.""2) ""WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"""
"When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned."
"Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Laure- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"" #YouOwnedHimDude"
"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"
"ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7"
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."