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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."

"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"I've been stung by a bee."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"I won my first cage fight last night... Fucking Parrot didn't know what hit it."

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."

"What do you call someone who supports Hillary? Paid off."