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Joke of the Day

"ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7"

"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"

"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""

"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"

"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"

"""Of course I can paint your ceiling,"" Michaelangelo scoffed. ""Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out on it though."""

"The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters... Just remove the first 5 letters."

"Throughout the summer Trump's campaign was on the gas pedal... But now they have turned on Cruz control."

"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."