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Joke of the Day

"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"

"10 years ago today, Canada received its first indoor toilet."

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"My grandma's a thief You should see her snatch."

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."

"Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows."

"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"