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Joke of the Day

"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock this morning"

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."

"I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber ""That's disgusting"" I said, ""I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."""

"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"

"Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest? Two chalk outlines."

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"