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Joke of the Day
"Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It's very naughty"
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"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a pizza? A gay guy doesn't come in a box."
"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"
"Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network. joke"
"People with egg avatars are the extras having silent conversations that no one pays attention to."
"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"
"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"
"[Religon] What's black and religous? The jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?"
"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."