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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."

"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."

"So Amazon has a new drone delivery service... It's called ""UPS deliverymen."""

"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"

"Welcome to the Psych Med Club! We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved."

"My doctor said the claw marks on my face are not from a poltergeist but I should stop trying to put roller skates on cats."

"Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row."

"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."