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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."
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"If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet."
"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."
"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"
"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."
"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"No thanks Black Friday crowds. I do all my Christmas shopping online in a blind panic, as God intended."
"What blood type do people from Taiwan have? Taipei"