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Joke of the Day
"The moon isn't bloody anymore... ...guess it was only a short period."
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"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"
"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."
"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."
"People that can't walk are so lame"
"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"
"What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !"
"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"
"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"
"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"