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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dept. store Santa and a male prostitute? I've never been employed as a dept. store Santa."

"What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste"

"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"

"What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink? Smirnoff ISIS"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."

"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."

"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"

"[After losing a rap battle] ""How did he get a hold of my credit score?"""

"What's the difference... between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things."