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Joke of the Day

"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building? Te-quil-a"

"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."

"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"

"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"

"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"

"Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny."

"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."