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"What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste"
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"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic like everyone else in the car."
"Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff."
"Teacher Jokes Teacher If Cannot is short for cannot. What is Don""t short for? pupil. doughnut."
"Says Yoda, ""About me, no more jokes."""
"Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently"
"What do you tell a lady with two black eyes? Nothing, You already told her twice."
"As a girl, what's both a good and a bad thing to say when a guy can't get it up? ""No hard feelings"""
"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."