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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things."

"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"

"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."

"Man, I sure love gravity It's really down to earth"

"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."

"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"

"what ultimately decides your fate while you are driving? Your Carma"

"A bandit walks into an old west bank... and yells, ""alright, I want all you mother stickers down on the ground - this is a fuck up!"""

"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."

"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"