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Joke of the Day
"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."
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"A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me."
"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"
"A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet."
"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."
"What does Santa call the elf police? The Po Po Po."
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."