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Joke of the Day
"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"
Next Joke
"I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu."
"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"
"Knock Knock. Who's there? It's me Mario!"
"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."
"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"
"My wife and I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went But then it dawned on us."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaahh"
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"
"Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have."