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Joke of the Day
"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."
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"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."
"""Traaains"" - traveling zombies"
"What sort of cereal does Thor eat? Loki Charms."
"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "
"I am having an out of money experience."
"I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes."
"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Why do noses run and feet smell?"
"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."