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Joke of the Day
"I am having an out of money experience."
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"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."
"You want the good Dorne plotline... ...but you get da bad pussay"
"Joe is getting ready his Batman impression... So he decides to show his friend Bob. ""Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?"" ""Okay."" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman."" ""Thanks Bob!"""
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side."
"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"
"Punchline... Joke..."
"Bondage devotees trussed each other."
"What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises? Dick Van Dyke"
"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"