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Joke of the Day

"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."

"What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)"

"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."

"Tear drop tattoos should only be for people with a lazy eye so we know which one to look at."

"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"

"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."

"Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?"

"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Abortion is a tough issue for me. On one hand I love killing babies but on the other I don't want to give women rights."

"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."