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Joke of the Day

"A Library is a good place to get in a fight with ur girlfriend cuz its the only place u can get away with saying ""Shhh"" w/out being murdered"

"Italian restaurant. I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. I couldn't get pasta."

"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"

"Why do Asians prefer Sony? Because it's a stereo type"

"What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!"

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!"

"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."

"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("

"Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist."

"Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do."