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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in a cellar"
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"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"
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"I went to the store to buy condoms, the cashier asked me if I needed a bag. I told her ""No, she's not that ugly"""
"Turtles think frogs are homeless."
"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."
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