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Joke of the Day

"There's no easy well to tell your girlfriend that she has bad breath. I think I'm just going to stop kissing your girlfriend. edit: meant to say ""way"" instead of ""well"""

"Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING."

"What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? Wrong."

"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"

"The NA cs:go scene"

"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""

"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"

"Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!"