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Joke of the Day

"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"

"Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says ""because I'm giving you a physical"""

"So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home"

"A man is hanging from a cliff"

"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""

"Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading."

"It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep."

"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."

"All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly."