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Joke of the Day

"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"

"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."

"Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue"

"He: That's a handsome dog. What's his name? She: Roger He: Does he bite? She: No He: How does he eat then?"

"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""

"Jeffery Dahmer Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them? He called it Dahmer-nose pizza."

"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!"

"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag? An old glory hole."